THE 2024 BLAZER EV PPV 9C1

ONLY 1,200 ACTUAL MILES.
ORIGINAL MSRP: $59,757.
YOUR PRICE: $33,995.
Let me say that again so your brain can catch up: THIRTY-THREE NINETY-FIVE.

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Listen…
GM didn’t WANT this thing back.
GM didn’t MEAN to take it back.
GM HAD to take it back.
A corporate lease lasted one lonely little payment… and BOOM — they dumped it faster than a freshman year situationship.

And now?
Now it fell into the hands of #TheWarehouse, where electric dreams come to die and get resurrected at THOUSANDS off sticker. 

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WHAT YOU’RE GETTING: • 2024 Chevrolet Blazer EV PPV 9C1 — the actual police package, not the civilian mall-crawler • Ultium Platform – the good stuff, not the golf cart junk • AWD – because front-wheel drive is for grocery getters • Riptide Blue Metallic – a color so loud even your HOA president will complain • 1,200 REAL MILES – that’s not a typo, that’s a blessing • POWER, RANGE & TECH – 273 miles of “I spend $0 on gas” energy • Dual Zone Climate, Big Screens, Google Built-In – basically an iPad on wheels • Factory 9C1 PPV Package – heavy-duty everything. Made for patrol. Driven like a church shuttle.

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AND THE PRICE AGAIN BECAUSE IT’S STUPID:

$33,995 + Tax, Plates & Doc.
On a $59,757 window sticker.
You don’t “shop around” on this one — you just say YES and send Chuck or Dave the thumbs-up emoji.

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“WE ORDER USED CARS.” 

#TheWarehouse — Where value lives and EVs come to confess their sins.

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Want a vehicle that’ll make Tesla owners stare, Prius owners cry, and liberals clutch their oat-milk lattes?

Come get it.
Before someone else with a pulse and a calculator does.