2018 BOBCAT S740 – $29,995 or your last EIDL loan application. This aint just a skid steer — its a war crime with a seatbelt. This machine was BORN in a tax loophole, raised in an unpermitted pole barn, and trained by ex-Marine contractors who only answer to God, caffeine, and fuel pressure. Its got 5,030 hours of raw, unfiltered American rebellion. The last time this thing went to work, it shredded a solar panel farm, mulched a recycling bin, and knocked over a charging station just to hear it cry. • 2-Speed Transmission – Because sometimes you gotta outrun a drone strike • High Flow Hydraulics – Strong enough to power a mulcher, an auger, or the lies on a PPP application • Deluxe Cab with Heat & A/C – Cozy enough to commit wire fraud from • Solid Raptor Tires – Flatten nails, debris, and your exs stimulus payments • NO DEF. NO DPF. NO FBI TRACKERS – Just old-school, blue-collar horsepower, like God intended. $29,995 + Tax + An ‘Unexplained Bank Deposit Fee. Located at #TheWarehouse, where the shop lights flicker every time the Fed raises interest rates. Call now, or well assume youre with the Department of Energy and send you home in mulch. #MrBusinessMan says: You can finance a new Bobcat and pay it off slower than the national debt… or you can buy mine, and start clearing land, past due taxes, and federal charges TODAY.