#MrBusinessMan Has Officially Lost His Damn Mind Again 

Look what just rolled (or should we say slid) into #TheWarehouse — and then got priced like gas in 1999.

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 2016 POLARIS SLINGSHOT SL 

5-Speed Manual Transmission — not that wannabe automatic stuff.

Only 20,000 Actual Factual Miles

Red & Black Two-Tone Exterior with Matching Cockpit

Custom High-Rise Spoiler for Maximum “Who the Hell is That” Energy

Touchscreen • Backup Camera • Bluetooth • Premium Seats •

All-Weather Floor Panels • Straight-Up Fighter Jet Vibes

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$12,995 — That’s Not a Typo, That’s a Middle Finger to the National Market 

Go ahead. Search the web.

$16,995… $17,995… $19,995… they’re all out there, fat and happy.

And then there’s us — dropping the hammer at $12,995,

because sometimes #MrBusinessMan wakes up and chooses chaos.

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 #TheWarehouse – Freeport, PA

New PA Inspection

 Financing Available with Approved Credit

Nationwide Shipping Available

Guaranteed Attention at Every Stoplight

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“You’re selling that thing for how much?”

“Yeah, we’re basically giving it away. We order used cars, not overpriced ones.”

So if you’ve been dreaming of a street-legal go-kart with the soul of a supercar,

you better move fast — because when this hits social media, it’s gone faster than government spending.

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$12,995 — First Come, First Laughing All the Way to the Bank.

Call Chuck. Tell him you saw it here.

#MrBusinessMan #WarehouseFamily #WeOrderUsedCars #FreedomMachine #PolarisSlingshot #KiaSoulMoneySupercar #WeGiveUnicornsAway #TheWarehouseMadness