2009 Mercedes-Benz S-Class 4MATIC – V8 Flagship Luxury for the Price of a Riding Mower – 101,000 Miles – $10,995

#TheWarehouse – “High Ball, Low Ball, Pack a Lunch… You’ll Shop All Over Town, And If You Don’t Be Careful Friend, You’ll Get Jerked Around.”

Let me be blunt:
For $10,995, you can either buy a rotted-out Silverado with 240,000 miles and a dream…
OR…
You can buy the same exact full-size S-Class platform world leaders were chauffeured in, built like a bank vault, riding on four air pillows, and looking like you’re one meeting away from firing your entire board of directors.

Your call.

This is the kind of car that makes people assume you’ve got offshore accounts, a personal chef, and a credit score with commas in it…
But really, you just worked your shift, cracked your knuckles, and bought smarter than everybody else.

THE REAL DEAL – RARE CANADIAN-SPEC S450 4MATIC V8

This isn’t the “stripper” base model Americans got.
This is the 4.7L V8 Canadian-market S450 — the one Mercedes quietly sold to the northerners while the U.S. pretended it didn’t exist.

That means:

• A genuine V8 under the hood
• Full-size flagship platform
• AWD 4MATIC grip
• S550-level comfort without S550-level repair bills
• The exact same interior, chassis, and luxury equipment as the big-money U.S. models
• And none of the “look at me I’m leasing” fake luxury nonsense

This thing is all class, all comfort, all business.

SPEC SHEET – KNOW WHAT YOU’RE BUYING

• 4.7L M273 V8 – 335 HP
• 7G-Tronic 7-Speed Automatic
• 4MATIC All-Wheel Drive
• AIRMATIC Active Air Suspension
• Navigation / Command Center
• Harman/Kardon Premium Audio
• Heated Leather Seats
• Power Glass Sunroof
• Full Power Everything (as God intended)
• 18” Mercedes Alloys
• Parktronic Sensors
• Premium Woodgrain Interior
• Dual-Zone Climate Control
• Ambient Lighting Package
• Xenon HID Headlamps

Everything you need to look like you make six figures — while only paying four.

THE CONDITION – TURN KEY, READY TO FLEX

• 101,000 miles — barely stretching its legs
• New PA Inspection
• Fresh Oil Change
• Fully Detailed
• No check lights
• No excuses
• Clean interior
• Straight body
• Rides like a leather-lined cloud
• Pulls like a V8 should

You’ll swear you’re driving a new one — until you look at your bank account and realize you only paid ten grand for it.

THE VALUE – THIS IS INSANITY

You cannot buy ANYTHING for $10,995 that delivers:

• V8
• AWD
• Air suspension
• Full-size luxury
• True Mercedes prestige
• A cabin you could live in
• A ride that floats over PA roads like they’re made of marshmallows

This price is so stupid it’s almost disrespectful to the car.

THE DEAL

$10,995 + Tax, Plates & Doc
Financing Available
Trades Welcome
Worldwide Shipping Available

Call Chuck or Dave before someone who understands numbers scoops it up.

#TheWarehouse – “High Ball, Low Ball, Pack a Lunch… You’ll Shop All Over Town, And If You Don’t Be Careful Friend, You’ll Get Jerked Around.”