2008 Mercedes-Benz S550 4MATIC – Loaded, Serviced, and Straight-Up Baller Status
If you’ve ever wanted to roll through town looking like old-money elegance on a Schlitz beer budget, here’s your one and only shot.
Just traded. Just serviced. PA inspected through 04/2026.
And yes — this land yacht was owned by #MrBusinessMan’s own Mother and Father, so you know it wasn’t abused, smoked in, or used for Lyft.
134,000 miles
Original MSRP (2008): $104,600
Today? That’s basically one zillion dollars with inflation and Bidenomics.
Your price? $10,995 + Tax, Plates & Doc. FIRM.
THE CAR
2008 Mercedes-Benz S550 4MATIC
Black on Black Leather
5.5L 32-Valve DOHC V8 – 382 HP
7-Speed Automatic
Full-Time 4MATIC All-Wheel Drive
This was the flagship. The big one. The king. When this thing was new, regular people didn’t even look at it — they admired it. Celebrities drove it. Judges drove it. CEOs drove it.
Now you can drive it for the cost of a garden tractor.
RECENT SERVICE – OVER $2,000 JUST SPENT
Fully inspected and gone over top-to-bottom so you don’t inherit someone else’s mess.
Includes, but not limited to:
• Fresh synthetic oil & filter
• New PA inspection (4/2026)
• Suspension work as needed
• Full diagnostic sweep
• General maintenance corrections
Turn-key. Ready for a cross-country flex.
PREMIUM PACKAGE + AMG SPORT PACKAGE
This isn’t a base S-Class. This is the S-Class.
Premium II Package ($6,190 when new)
• Rear View Camera
• Parktronic parking sensors
• Active Ventilated Front Seats (cooled & heated)
• Keyless GO
• Power Trunk
• Adaptive Bi-Xenon Lighting w/ Corner Lamps
• Auto-Dimming Mirrors
• Auto-Leveling Headlamps
AMG Sport Package ($5,630)
• AMG body styling
• AMG 19" Sport Wheels
• Sport lower valances
• Performance-tuned stance
Leather/Wood Steering Wheel ($560)
iPod Integration Kit ($425)
Gas Guzzler Tax ($1,300)
Original Destination ($795)
INTERIOR FEATURES
• Black premium perforated leather
• Power rear sunshade
• Heated/Ventilated 14-way front seats
• Command Navigation System
• Harman Kardon Logic7 Surround Sound
• 6-disc CD + MP3 + voice control
• In-dash DVD
• Dual-zone digital climate control
• Power moonroof
• Soft-touch everything
• Ambient cabin lighting
SAFETY
• 8 airbags
• Adaptive front & rear restraints
• Brake Assist
• Traction Control
• Vehicle Stability Program
• Tire Pressure Monitoring
• Rain-Sensing Wipers
• Night Security Illumination
• 4MATIC AWD for all-weather grip
THE DEAL
$10,995 — Price is FIRM.
Don’t message us offering $8,000 “cash today.”
If you want to look like a hedge-fund manager without the hedge-fund stress, this is the only car under $20k that delivers.
Worldwide shipping available.
Financing available with approved credit.
Title in hand.
Keys ready.
Boss mode engaged.
If you want a car that screams “boardroom executive” but costs “push mower money,” you already know what this is.
Call Chuck or Dave today at 724-540-5356 and go from civilian to dignitary overnight.