2005 Cadillac DeVille — TWO OWNER, Florida-kept until 2018 when it had just 39,500 miles, now barely broken in at 42,000 actual, factual miles. This aint your grandmas rust bucket — this is a mint, southern-born, luxury land yacht with an E&G Classic grille, imitation cloth top, and four brand-new wide whitewalls ready to be mounted for that proper old-school gangster look. The body is clean, the undercarriage is solid, and it glides down the road like a La-Z-Boy on wheels. One of the lowest-mile, nicest DeVilles left in America — period. And before you even ask, yes, a fresh Pennsylvania inspection is included so you can legally cruise past every Prius driver in town while burning pure premium. $14,995 plus whatever Uncle Sam feels like stealing this week. Good luck finding another like it.