2004 GMC Yukon XL 1500 SLT 4x4

26,148 ORIGINAL MILES. Yes, you read that correctly.

Not 126,000. Not 226,000. Just 26,148 original miles on one of the best full-size SUVs General Motors ever built.

This Yukon XL was pulled from long-term storage, awakened from its nap, serviced, inspected and brought back out into a world full of tiny turbo engines, CVTs, plastic engine parts and dashboard warning lights.

They don’t build them like this anymore—and that isn’t some tired sales pitch. They literally don’t.

Under the hood is GM’s proven 5.3L Vortec FlexFuel V8 producing 295 horsepower and 330 lb-ft of torque. It is backed by a traditional automatic transmission and real four-wheel drive. No complicated hybrid system. No engine shutting off at every red light. No tablet glued to the dashboard controlling everything from the radio to the heated seats. Just a dependable V8-powered, truck-based SUV built when GM knew how to make something last.

Finished in Onyx Black over Neutral and Shale leather, this is the extended-length XL with the desirable SLT trim. You get three-row seating, legitimate cargo space behind the third row, a power sunroof, tow package, leather interior and the room to haul the entire family without strapping their luggage to the roof.

The updated 20-inch GM-style wheels give it a sharp, modern stance without turning it into some chopped-up science project. It looks right, sits right and has the equipment buyers actually want.

The clean CARFAX Vehicle History Report shows no reported accidents and supports the remarkable low-mileage history.

The highlights:

26,148 original miles Clean CARFAX with no reported accidents Pulled from long-term storage Yukon XL extended-length body SLT trim Four-wheel drive 5.3L Vortec FlexFuel V8 Automatic transmission Leather interior Three-row seating Power sunroof Tow package Updated 20-inch wheels Fresh oil and filter change New Pennsylvania state inspection

This is not a 200,000-mile auction rat with a shiny set of wheels and enough silicone on the tires to grease a fifth wheel. This is a legitimate 26,000-mile survivor from one of GM’s best generations.

Want to spend $80,000 on a new full-size SUV packed with electronics, cylinder deactivation and depreciation? Go right ahead.

Want a proven V8-powered Yukon XL with 26,000 miles that was built to haul people, pull trailers and survive actual use? Here it is.

It is freshly serviced, newly inspected and priced to sell—not priced to sit around while we tell each other how rare it is.

Twenty-two years old. Only 26,148 miles. Clean history. Real V8. Real four-wheel drive. Real truck construction.

#MrBusinessMan is very much alive—and he says you had better buy this one before somebody smarter does.